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coscript:


My Dear Americans, The film you are about to see is a biopic of my life. The events take place, not so long ago, in a proud land called Wales. Wales is next to England, a country you pretend to treat as an equal. My homeland has produced Catherine Zeta-Jones, Tom Jones and some other people. You have not yet invaded my country and for this I thank you. Submarine is an important film. Watch it with respect. Fond regards from your protagonist, Oliver Tate.
Submarine (2010), Director Richard Ayoade

hazelnvt:

please love me as much as you love pizza.

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suffocateing:

*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

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goldndim:

My face, everyday
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gameofchrons:

parents: "let’s talk about your future" 

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gaymzee:

no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

pantryraids:

why do dads sneeze so loud

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sally-mun:

This is how I imagine my college is using my tuition money.